cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

jacobshutup:

who gave bugs the right

cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

funnyforsmile:

Some guys from my hall snap chatted me- took me a second…

funnyforsmile:

Some guys from my hall snap chatted me- took me a second…

tsunamio:

spookynotsky:

OH MY FUCKING GOD MY CAT?? HOW?!

fly

tsunamio:

spookynotsky:

OH MY FUCKING GOD
MY CAT??
HOW?!

fly

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

ebrodiva:

possibly the best headline ive seen all month

ebrodiva:

possibly the best headline ive seen all month

dyellas:

do you ever read people’s tags and get like damn why can’t I hang out with this majestic funny motherfucker

reblog if your mother no longer sets your bedtime and your life has lost all structure

cooldudebro:

all of you stop this and stop telling me about your sleeping habits

chickensandwich:

how she do that

chickensandwich:

how she do that

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.