senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

spankmehardbarry:

that boy u called white??? ya he’s 10% cherokee on his mom’s cousin’s side of the family. think before u speak.

wtfduolingo:

What exactly does Duolingo think I’m going to be doing in Germany?…

wtfduolingo:

What exactly does Duolingo think I’m going to be doing in Germany?…

suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

dutchster:

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

wigglytuffvevo:

When will it stop

wigglytuffvevo:

When will it stop

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

thegirl-inred:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

v0nlaust:

caliiforniadreaming-xo:

gothicstan:

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

i feel you 

we all feel you 

why are so many people touching me

This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

padalecki-party:

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard