raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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epicukulelesolo:

This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry

epicukulelesolo:

This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

kizatchi:

thanks cnn

kizatchi:

thanks cnn

baptisms:

i don’t think i’ve ever seen a picture that raises so many questions before in my life

baptisms:

i don’t think i’ve ever seen a picture that raises so many questions before in my life

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

vegankush:

saw this in clifton

vegankush:

saw this in clifton

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

legalwifi:

please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting 

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

vesley:

my whole life

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generally:

im fuckin dying 

generally:

im fuckin dying